Me: Hi...um ya'll don't sell cigarettes in here do you?
Cashier: No.......................(whispering) but we sell weed.
Me: Huh?
Cashier: (whispering, again) We sell weed.
Me: Ha! um, yeah i actually already have some of that...thanks
Cashier: Yeah?
- me looking down at my purchases: a bushel of fresh spinach, 3 packs of Jello (black cherry, strawberry and lime), 10 rolls of british rowntree candies (for my mother actually), and a bag of cheddar kettle corn (OMG SOOOO GOOD!)
Me: YEAH!
--------30 seconds pass-----------
Cashier: .........you smoke weed?!
Me: Doesn't everyone?!
Cashier: ha...true. debit or credit?
Me: Debit....ok thanks, have a good night!
Cashier: you too!!
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http://gawker.com/5143692/merman-michael-phelps-caught-smoking-bong
hahaha was that your bravo? bc i would not be surprised.
NO! key food in park slope!
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