i am getting tinier.
seriously...the asshats at work told me i HAVE to wear dark jeans every day as part of my uniform, even though i have worn my black jeans every single fucking day since i started there in january!
so i went on a jeans hunt. i ended up with a pair of BDGs since i trust that brand, in a size 27, since that is what i usually wear.
um...TOO BIG.
had to return them, got the 26 and jesus...they are kinda loose too. what is going on? i think i might have lost a pound or two recently but 2 pant sizes?!
ALSO, i got an awesome holler while i was standing outside of the laundromat the other day. this guy walked by and goes, "you gonna read that to me later?!" like he's hot shit or something. it was especially funny since i was reading "The Omnivore's Dilemma"...not really bedroom material, well unless you're a total nerd alert!!!!!! j/k j/k j/k
then about 10 minutes later i got stopped by a cop as i walked down the street holding a rockstar zero carb energy beverage (the blue can!) which this particular cop seemed to think was an alcoholic beverage. pretty amazing. i definitely put him in his place.
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